I lost my shit when my sister called me a bridezilla.

I’m with you here. The biting tone doesn’t really fit for this piece.

Wow this was a completely unnecessary article. Not everything has to be hated on. He seems pleasant. People are excited by a pleasant person. Why the handwringing? 

My take away from this is that Keanu is Batman.

Why be such a buzzkill? This is really thoughtful of him. It’s not bare-minimum considering he really didn’t have to do it. He was going above and beyond to make sure he didn't accidentally make someone uncomfortable.

“I won’t date anyone under 5'10" - completely acceptable

I know I’m not alone on this but Friends was not a good show.

All weddings are performative.

I would vote for your toddler.

They’d definitely vote for him then.

Democrats need to get Biden out of the way so more progressive and electable candidates get some breathing room.

I used to do a schtick with my comments where I’d misinterpret celebrity nicknames. JLaw as Jude was one of my favorites. Or Joey Lawrence.

He wasn’t driving in that accident.
Neither he nor anyone else in his vehicle was responsible for the accident, so I”m not sure why you’d think he shouldn’t drive anymore.
I wouldn’t drive a Bugatti in NYC so I can’t answer this one.
Again, why shouldn’t he be allowed to drive??

I know how that plays out. Andy is actually a lot older than April. So she’ll grow up and mature and he won’t because that’s just how he already was (See: his relationship with Ann) and then she’ll realize how utterly screwed she is when she has to constantly be the adult in the relationship (and some of her…

It really depends. Was the McDonald’s doing the McRib special at the time? Because that changes everything.

I consider it payback for all the times I had answer the question of whether Brooke Shields was dating Michael Jackson when I lived briefly in London during the early 80s.

It’s a convenient narrative to paint black girls as villains in white people’s fairy tales.

50% of people in the US between 25 and 54 are women. Therefore 50% of contestants are women?

Jessica Chastain becoming one of the best internet presences of 2019 is not a twist I saw coming

I have a question, and I’m not trying to upset anybody. The difference between Mike Tyson and, say, Mel Gibson and Woody Allen and Dustin Hoffman, is that Tyson actually went to prison for his actions. He was punished. So upon his release, after hopefully being rehabilitated, is it expected of him to no longer do…