I think of her in the vein of 4chan alt-right edgelords. They falsely position themselves as “outsiders” that are cooler and smarter than everyone else, and everyone else are lame sheeple and boring corporate suits that don’t get it. But that only masks the fact that their beliefs are actually very conventional and uph…

Same but I just wish they would let Starr spit out those acorns he stashes in his cheeks.

If there’s a punch clock involved then I wouldn’t be surprised if that person needs to show up to work in order to get paid and survive.

I mean for God’s sake it’s not like Corona Virus is Tammy 1

But you’re acting as if the instant a person commits a crime, they are magically teleported into prison to serve their sentence and not like certain people are specifically targeted, scrutinized, and more harshly punished for their crimes than others.

It’s literally slave labor man. Just because it’s ubiquitous doesn’t make it alright. 

Brad Pitt is nearly twice the age of Alia Shawkat. I do not think they would make a good couple, at all.

I don’t think that current Joe Biden would utter the words “universal birth control” and I do not expect him to come out in support of abortion without qualifications. Is whatever he’s planning for better than Trump? Sure. We might be able to sustain ourselves on that a bit longer but it will continue to be a barrier…

Implying Beyonce is not right 110% of the time will get you banished to the grays around here.

Clearly, the word ‘natural’ has ceased to have any real meaning...

RE: Jim Carrey

Graham explained that she chose to deliver her son at home in a birthing pool knowing that her “anxiety would’ve been through the roof” at a hospital because she doesn’t like hospitals, joking that “there’s a really big granola girl” inside of her.

I think her absence does the same- because, to Hollyhock, he doesn’t really count as her brother, he’s just some guy she met and happens to be related to biologically. She’s erased him from her family tree and so he doesn’t even get her in his eulogy

I never thought I’d say this about Jessica Simpson, but...

You can still bask in Burneko’s screed from a few years ago, if you like: https://deadspin.com/why-the-fuck-isnt-kobe-bryant-a-pariah-yet-1829494689

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

I appreciate any and all AD references. 

...and cuddle up in her beautiful heart.”

Wendy should  be canceled .