I prefer to give women like this my attention.

Hate reading in general is kind of fun.

The next day when she told him how she felt (via text message) he responded with: “Clearly, I misread things in the moment and I’m truly sorry.”

But he literally did.

Ohhh I’m sorry, I misread!

It’s a searing takedown of Babe and an assurance that Jezebel would’ve handled the situation better.

Would it have been better if they just published rumors that just happened to be true? They published a women’s account of being pressured into a sexual interaction she wasn’t comfortable with, and one in which the man repeatedly ignored her cues that she was uncomfortable. That’s newsworthy.

I knew Jez would do this story eventually, but this was not what I was expecting, but I’m not surprised.

Tandem parking = you get two parking spaces, but the first car gets blocked in my the second. Better than only one parking space, but not as good as two non-tandem parking spaces. The author is trying to be cute like these are silly made up phrases, but this is a real and matter of fact description of a parking set…

How could Greta Gerwig not know?

Cheering on brutal settler colonialism does tend to require a certain steeliness, true

Nope.

I don’t know why, but the way you said “that’s AGGRESSIVE aggressive” reminds me of one of my favorite lines from The Simpsons, when Bart joins a boy band but it turns out the boy band is really using subliminal messaging to get people to join the Navy. When Lisa confronts Bart’s manager, LT Smash (i.e. Lieutenant…

Yeaaaah, I think that’s a pretty weird thing to get angry at him about. He said: “I want to take a moment to just say thank you to Eve, who always stood by me for 22 years. And my four children — Clara, Esther, Jamyan and Anouk — I love you. ... There wouldn’t have been any Emmit Stussy without David Thewlis and…

Good, I’m glad the only one who didn’t see “President Oprah?” headlines and feel my eyeballs roll away. Maybe she’s famous and makes a decent speech, but those aren’t the only (or even the key) qualifications. And let’s not forget that she introduced us to the bullshit of Dr Oz, promoted anti-vaxxerism with Jenny…

Or better yet, you ditch tampons altogether and use a cup!

‘Laxatives are for gross people, mostly fatties, or old people. Coffee cleanses are for people who *care* about their body, their temple, their root chakra’s health! Goop is a wonderful organization that really *gets* me, and respects my health. There’s no reason to smirk like that, Pat, it highlights how unbalanced…

2016: I’m the worst year ever.

Oh oh did they get all self righteous in defense of lousy journalism? I love it when they do that!

5%, right? 1/5 = 20%, so 1/4 of 1/5 is 5%. Or something. I dunno.