Ann Coulter still conflating two different issues to forcemake her tortured point and feed her persecution complex. Yes, single people have always gotten a raw deal; it’s inherently more viable - economically - to be married. But she’s taking that gripe and conflating it with the costs of child rearing - which are…

Trash me if you want but I think that’s super cool of Clooney to have done that and I applaud him for doing it.

Yes, I have noticed.

Yeah, have you noticed the subtle increase in negativity and policing of people over 40?

My first thought was that ridiculous Margot Robbie bathtub scene in the Big Short where she’s explaining subprime mortgages.

I really wish the left would drop that angle. Even if you don’t want to tangle with the fact that the two consenting parties are an intern in her early twenties and the president, Clinton has also been sued for having state troopers escort a low-wage clerical employee to his hotel room, where he exposed himself to her…

Literal welfare queen.

I don’t give a single fuck about Ed Sheeran (whoever the fuck this guy is) or the royal family and their asinine rules for decorum. Why does anyone care about any of this? This stupid man has dumbfuck rules about handshakes? What for? Spoiler alert, people, this asshole and his family is not better than you or me. Why…

What I don’t understand is why you’re blaming the voters rather than a system that makes it impossible to choose anything between the lesser of two evils. You think “suck it up and vote” is a great campaign slogan?

What do you mean, nothing? She spent half the year on a book tour. I promise you, I was all for her in those last few months. I screamed when she lost. But she just rubs me the wrong way. She didn’t during the campaign. I admired her for taking on Trump. But it’s starting to sound like she made a lot of mistakes…

Yeah, what’s with all the nuance in this article? That’s not what I visit Jezebel for!

When the Times asked Schake for comment, she “denied that Ms. Dunham mentioned rape.”

Right. The Catholic Church is always getting screwed over.

The parallels between PrEP and birth control continue to astound me:

“fuck the lot of them” did you really just say “fuck black people as a whole”?! And this isn’t inanely stupid shit, it is a huge part of the cultural battles going on in the U.S. Is it inanely stupid shit when some guy at your job makes a comment about you having a nice ass? No it is not. This is the same kind of “not…

I’m not surprised about Angela Lansbury. Nobody could so effectively play a serial killer for that many years without it fucking with their brain.

While I think it would be better for Armie to just laugh off a listicle about how Hollywood should stop trying to make him happen, I also think quitting Twitter is a great way to throw a fit. So I’m torn.

That’s some Dance Step the Beebs is attempting up there. Yowza.

What about thumbs? They’re naturally opposable.

Expediting Roman Polanski would send a strong message just sayin...