Don't give one fuck about where people choose to pee. So long as it's not on the seat.

It does not happen often. It has happened once. A cis man pretended to be a trans woman in order to access women's shelters in Canada. He then went on to actually assault the women there. And the shelters banded together, and issued a statement saying something like, "The trans women we serve are amongst the most at…

"or the related but only slightly less odious assertion that men will pretend to be trans women just to get into women's restrooms."

Particularly Mr "I'm going to make your wedding day all about me." Barf. Dude, you had one wedding with her, let her have this one without your creepy letter.

Yup. My take-away from this is that he specializes in gas-lighting and probably wrecked her credit.

i would love to see lupita play against him??? AM I CRAZY???

I've never waited tables (though many of my friends have so I know the deal), but the first one, from Tim, sounds a lot like most of the interactions I have in every day life with just about everyone.

church officials were always suspicious of Kidman because her father was psychologist.

"Because believe me, if she had taken the 50/50 chance and picked one of the two different items that lady was ordering at the same time and gotten the wrong one, HELL WOULD HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED UPON THE EARTH."

The customer is often wrong, but the customer service person may also be wrong. That was a story of two assholes colliding, and you're not coming off well here either. I sure as hell don't wanna visit any place where you work. You can keep the verbal abuse, thanks, I get enough of that from Dyson customer "support."

I hope this doesn't apply to those of us who just have horrible memories and/or crippling social anxiety. I can spend a full 5 minutes in line mentally rehearsing my order, and 'grande' will still come out as 'medium' or vice versa.

This is the first time I've heard the phrase "opinion rape", and I immediately want that phrase to die.

Anna Holden (of the coffee latte story) sounds like a pedantic asshole. Of course the woman wanted a latte, she was just pronouncing it wrong. It's so obvious—she was versed in Starbucks, where they probably just accepted her pronunciation as a particular tic. Anna's recalcitrance and superiority on that issue is like…

Once I was waiting tables and had a table with a couple on a date. No problems, totally unmemorable. I was watching from close by and saw the guy put the cash tip on the table. When they stood up to leave, the woman went to the bathroom and, once she was out of sight, the guy circled back and took the tip back.

That…

I've worked in coffee my whole adult life. Coffee latte server is a jerk. You knew she meant a cafe latte.

Wow that customer's an ass, sorry.

I'm just going to share this story from last Saturday. A good money-making night- the restaurant is packed, we're trying to turn over tables. Of course half of them are fucking campers. So when another 8 top of 40 something year olds roll in, I'm begging my manager to give them to me. Bright eyed and with an imaginary…

Imagine if they wanted their coleslaw freshly squeezed.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

Ugh, more importantly, giving an accused rapist the presumption of innocence means assuming that the accusers are guilty of filing false reports, slander, and perjury. There is no such thing as "innocent until proven guilty" in cases such as this; you have to assume that one side is guilty, and for some reason, people…