Good grief. The whole Zoolander idea is an “over-the-top, cartoonish mockery.”

The writer is not. The characters he's writing are. That's kind of the point.

Exactly. The two main characters are not exactly candidates for Mensa. The joke is how dumb THEY are, not a slam on an androgynous person.

It's clearly a lousy picture of a blue and black dress with a nasty looking reflective sheen.

HOTTIE MCHOTTERSON

I feel like this video is a metaphor for my attempt at dealing with the cable company today.

Two caged birds singing through gritted teeth.

At 18 I left the country for the week and told my parents I was staying with friends a couple of hours away because I was a dumb asshole teenager.

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

I'm bereft. Don't go, Jon! Especially not before the 2016 election! First Colbert, now you! THIS IS THE DARKEST TIME LINE.

The idea that a girl or woman was raped makes some people so angry, doesn't it. Not on her behalf, no, but because they refuse to believe some poor boys would do such a thing or that JUST MAYBE IT ISN'T A CASE OF A WOMAN BEING A DIRTY "SLUT." So quick to cry about innocent before proven guilty, but somehow the…

It's cause your cat think's he's grocery.

Hey Tom,

Because what could be more Bill Belichick than having his 5th corner fully prepared for the world's least likely play call?

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

Why do you think you would get blasted for pointing that out? I think it's a pretty common feminist complaint that, as a result of patriarchal gender roles, our culture either doesn't think men can be victims, or thinks it's funny if they are.

1999, my friend and I were visiting London and went to see Oklahoma! because Hugh Jackman was starring in it. We decided to have dinner at a pub near the theatre before the show and as we were walking down the alley behind the theatre, Hugh was walking in the opposite direction. Having no shame we went to talk to him…

my step dad swears up and down that he stood next to Clint Eastwood at the urinal in Clinton restaurant in Carmel, CA. I think he's full of shit though.

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…