Not sure why she invited Seth Rogen over to begin with.

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.

It seems pretty obvious to me that Adnan did it. The cell phone evidence place Adnan in Leakin Park. Jay's statements, despite their inconsistencies, corroborate this.

I'm not sure how she got "annoying" from Amal, but okay, fine... sometimes there are just people who you hate for no reason and while it's kinda jerky, I can understand it.

Holy shit the Cosby stuff.

Tonight's surprise: Steve Carrell is getting hotter by the minute.

Are you seriously the Cat Stealing Dog Bed Truther right now? Were all the conspiracy theories about chemtrails and the Lizard People taken up before you got here?

I am firmly Team Dog, but why do you assume that's the dog's bed? Most of the dog beds I've seen are more rectangular and not usually rimmed, while cat beds are almost always round like that, because they usually sleep curled up like a sweet roll. Maybe the puppy is being the asshole, while the cat just wants to take…

Yup, my first reaction as a kid would have been "He doesn't love me."

While anonymous sources claim that she got aggressive during the conversation, USA Today points out that when they asked her about the hacks she told them that she didn't want to talk about it.

Jay Cutler: "Nice autism kid Ryan Fitzpatrick has. I guess he didn't love his child enough to not get him vaccinated. Now who wants to see my kid do an awesome wheelie in his polio chair?"

Her cat sucks at fetch. Mine used to actually FETCH things and expect you to throw them again for her.

She had a special love for sparkley pom-poms. She kept them in her water bowl.

As you do.

I mean, from what I've read lots of experts on sex crimes actually recommend that you not fight back because it can be the difference between being raped or being raped and murdered. I've always told myself that if I'm ever being raped I'll fight back in hopes of getting injured so it will be harder for the rapist to…

"Alleged victim". Because she should be considered the victim of sexual assault, while Bill Cosby should not be considered the victim of her accusations.

This seems to be something that men just do not get- the fear of further injury/murder.

I am truly sorry for your ordeal. Anyone who could do that to another human being should be bunk buddies with Charles Manson. Same thing happened to my best friend and she couldn't swallow right for days. If someone asked her why she didn't bite, I'd probably respond by jamming my fist in their mouth and yelling "WHY…

Seems like cumberbatch is finally cumbermatched.....