I normally hate puns but this made me laugh

Brilliant idea, especially under such duress! I’m glad she didn’t suffer more serious injuries by jumping from the car at 35 mph.

she used the car’s manual to troubleshoot her problem

and this is why we should never have autonomous cars... case closed.. safety hazard

Did the attackers escape?

I don’t know if you can even call this beef. It’s more like beef byproduct from a bad fast food place.

Can we quit worrying about “diversity” first and foremost and worry about whether it’s good or not?

I Cadill-like her (CTS) V.

If the Caddy’s a rocking don’t come a knocking!

Congratulations, Mr. Revolvoution, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Cadillac CTS-V, which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes doing whatever she’s doing.

Did you really just compare something like screen watching to rape. wow, fuck right off you stupid piece of shit.

Again, that is their choice to stream. Banning the player who killed another player who is publicly broadcasting their location is asinine.

Should be the Jalopnik slogan tbh

Always been partial to the strike em out, throw em out game ending double play

People who complain about being stream sniped are the same ones who are stupid enough to post when they’re on vacation and wonder why their house got broken into.

whats your twitch name?

COTD “Why don’t one of you morons just drive the car?” 

LeBron on the bucks/wolves

It must be. Also, remember he made the list when he signed the contract prior to 2012. Detroit did not suck in 2011.

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD