They’ve already released the new new logo. 

A few years ago, my December flight from Minnesota was delayed due to snowstorms. Southwest didn’t pay for any transportation or overnight hotels, so I did the only thing I could: jog back to my hotel in the dead of night in the middle of the snow storm. Although it was called a storm, I didn’t mind the soft…

I’d take Minnesota winters over Cleveland winters. Obviously both are horrible, but at least it’s sunny in Minnesota. Also, it doesn’t snow that much (certainly a lot less than it does in Cleveland).

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

Why stop there? Why not offer them a mattress filled with bedbugs and a DVD of the 2010 and 2011 World Series?

I’m saving this comment. You’re either a genius or you’re dropping a Skip Bayless on LeBron prediction. Either way, it’s a take worth preserving.

Altuve jockeying for position in MVP Race

warframe is still in beta

“Everyone should feel comfortable at Fenway Park, no matter your race, your religion, political beliefs, sexual [orientation], you are all welcome at Fenway.”

Yes, but does she have a lightweight aluminum chassis and a V6 that makes V8 power?

I’m nothing if not impressively restrained.

as someone who also likes to make obvious jokes without explicit context, I feel you.

More than anything, I’m impressed by the restraint it took to not go with the slightly more obvious “Milwaukeeing back”. You made the right choice.

So basically, he’s Milwaukee back his previous comment.

your explanation still made me want to drink

yup, thats the joke

I just ink the walls. My team always loses

A little bit of history, a little bit of Jeep, and a little bit of engineering...

Better now than disappearing for six weeks in the postseason like he usually does?

I’ll take a light car in the snow every time. They start, stop, and change direction easier when the conditions are slippery. Also, snow tires.