Aren’t they just trying to make a joke out of him tearing his shirt off and running all around the pitch, referencing the scene from Old School where Will Ferrell is streaking and running through the streets naked? He asks is wife “Do you think KFC is still open?” The intent seems pretty harmless in this case.

*receives pink slips*

Too common, convertibles are annoying, and it’s styled like a melted jellybean.

Yup. I don’t get work email on my phone because I would have to encrypt the phone and give the company access to everything on the phone. The last thing I want is one of the other guys I share an office with to see my dick pics.

Many people at work are surprised that I carry a personal cell despite working paying for one. They never think about who owns all that data on the phone.

When I got my coaching job at a large state school, I kept my personal cell phone. Everyone other coach in the department used their work cell as their personal cell, and I could never understand why. Do these people not understand that any Joe Schmo off the street can make a FOIA request? To everyone else, I was an…

Pitino could kill an escort and still have a job.

Doesn’t he know you’re supposed to delegate hiring prostitutes for players to people like graduate assistants?

I know this will be FILED TO: DUH, but there has to be more to this story than just a one-minute phone call to an escort service. I mean, this isn’t Rick Pitino we’re talking about here.

The only thing more boring than a puff piece on ESPN about the cubs waving at each other is another article critiquing the first article. Bye Emma!

Can’t wait to see what this lil’ guys celebration is.

Oh God, I actually know the photographer. He was friends with an old roommate of mine when I lived in South Carolina.

Congratulations, Mr. emilminty, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lotus which this lovely lady will deliver when she makes sure no parts are going to fall off.

A Red Sox fan who beats his girlfriend and is a complete fucking asshole? Color me shocked.

That’s not the way I learned it. You start with a city-state, then you clear out barbarians and send out colonists. Before you know it you’re developing nuclear weapons.

Thank you! I may or may not have this comment printed on acid-free paper and framed.

It was EXTREMELY dusty the three or four times we sat down for interviews. Real bad allergy season, I tell ya.

I was reading somewhere earlier this year that he wanted joe liberman, but the party made him pick palin for some godawful reason

John McEnroe as John Munch.