Real shitty headline. Should be, “White Sox Trade Best Assets To Win Tyler Clippard Sweepstakes”

ESPN routinely airs coverage of actual people in tiny panties.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

Before I even read any of the comments.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Congratulations, Mr. Spiegel, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Tesla which this lovely lady will deliver, without incident, as she is always on her toes.

the one good thing /pol/ did for the year was help figure out who this dude was

Tom Brady also renegotiates his contracts all the time to backload what the team owes him so they can sign the kinds of players they need to be dominant and Super Bowl contenders every year. So regardless of anything else, it seems like he probably places winning over getting paid. Which when you have a supermodel…

As another Giants fan I love seeing what they’re doing to their cap space year in and year out. Kirk Cousins is getting PAID. Kirk Cousins, everybody. Between this and last year the Packers paid Aaron Rodgers a little over $26M. Tom Brady is getting $28M. Cousins is getting a shade under $44M.

Pretty unLucky if you ask me

The initiation fee for Elon Musk’s Doomsday-Proof Satellite Sanctuary are reeeeeaallly steep.

I have $26 in my pocket. I’ll throw in a stapler and a half-full bottle of ACT mouthwash. That’s my final offer.

the first fucking time zach hample was useful for anything

TFW transplants and hipsters/yuppies tell me that New York should ban cars and I should stop driving in my city.

Why don’t they just drive to work this morning?

But sensationalism generates more clicks than the truth.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

What would really be amazing would be if dollars spent on Lyft rides counted towards dollars needed for medallion status on Delta. You know if that’s the case?