Well, he was in the middle of the peeleton...

Dana always looks like a guy who shows up for the threesome but ends up jerking off in the corner as the two girls go at it.

White’s there to prove to bros everywhere that, if they really try and find a perfect niche, they can carve out a nice career making money off the brotastic lifestyle.

I am fully aware that I respond way over the top when it comes to this. For some reason it is the one thing that sets me off. You could punch me in the face and I would smile, but parrot this bullshit and i’ll lose it. I may be a bit unhinged.

Fast forward to his Hall of Fame induction ceremony and this angry lil fella will shed a tear and write a Facebook post about how lucky he was to have gotten to watch him play.

“I didn’t see a chance for them to win a Super Bowl at the time,” Johnson said. “For the work I was putting in, it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.

“...it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.”

It could have been worse, al Davis could have listened to lane Kiffin and drafted him instead of purple drank.

he’s been spectacular

A-Rod’s problem was that he was always too human. He got insecure. He let things get in his head. He wanted respect. And yeah, he got caught up and made a mistake (kissing the mirror photoshoot). And he got a little weird, but if I told you that Manny Ramirez had commissioned a portrait of himself as a centaur, you…

Yeah, hate to admit it, but that was way above average. Like a solid +4.5 WARA, where WARA stands for wins above replacement announcers.

Yeah I agree. Say what you will about him as a guy, but my god is he a magnetic personality on TV

Some people are just made for it. I thoroughly enjoy tv analyst A-Rod.

Chrysler Pacificunt.

Coming soon: the Chrysler Town and Cuntry

Of course the husband found it.

that’s why you’re a VIP my man

Crossover huh? You go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done

Thanks, you made me feel so much better about looking at crossovers to buy

I do deserve one, which is why I bought one back in 2016.