If Pitbull buys in, will he make the Marlins all wear women’s jerseys too?

Jeb: Derek, I don’t know where to go from here. How did we get to this place?

And the golden 卐 grammar award goes to you!

“(and not a widebody aircraft like a Boeing 7777)“

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

They brought back Wagner and it’s 90 minutes of audio of them giving him wedgies.

Whatever. Call me when you get some bears to join the Deadcast.

Boy, are you in for a treat!

Please don’t be Tom Ley

But...outrage!

Look, they said they had juiced balls. I went to talk to them, but we ended up talking about Russian orphans. That’s it. I swear.

“These balls? Juiced? Naw, baby, I was reading it for the articles.”

In the interest of integrity, MLB needs to start drug-testing Manfred now. The commish threw a hissy fit when Bonds and Sosa and McGuire juiced, so fair’s fair.

The Marlins have fans?

Okay, let’s be clear that she certainly should have taken the gloves off when she started talking to people and posing for photos after handing out food, but did you guys really only pull the images of her wearing gloves while she was handing out food and while they were eating (which mean she’d probably JUST been…

This is the second year in a row that the home run derby was flat-out spectacular, and I think this year was better than last (although that might just be recency: Giancarlo put on one hell of a show in 2016).

I just can’t believe it’s going this well for him. Look, I’ve been following him for a few years, but only because I assumed he was going to be MLB’s greatest heel. I would show his picture to all of my Yankee Hater friends and they would in an instant see him and say “I hate him.” It was instinctual. But he’s gone…

Maybe because I’m a bitter Marlins fan but shit modify the head to head format.

“Sure, but when I do it I’m ‘out of control.’”

It looks like editing trickery; Judge looks like a batter fouling off a pitch (not quite defensively, but you can see even he knows he didn’t get good contact) and then over on the right you see it soaring into the right field stands.