Counterpoint: Proposition 63 was yet another in the now acknowledged-to-have-failed efforts—like the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban—to legislate against things that look scary to people with no exposure to or knowledge of firearms...but have virtually no impact on making the public safer.

Gun owner and very much anti-NRA. Yeah this was a bad law.

I really hate the NRA, but all this does is disarm law-abiding citizens.

If I’m not mistaken, the Reds have players named Scooter, Homer, and Rookie, leading me to believe their director of scouting was a Muppet Babies fan or some shit.

NO. It’s called a dong. Not a donger. You fuck.

It’s dong and dinger. If people are calling dingers dongers these days they are dingbats.

More like Homer Bailey.

Goddamn it Emma. Every. Post. You use the wrong word. At this point I feel like you’re personally trying to get a rise out of me.

‘The Nationals’ relief corps has a 4.91 ERA with a league-worst home run rate of 1.54 per nine innings, and they’ve forced the starting rotation to pitch more innings than that of any other team in baseball.’ 

See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.

Initially after reading this I was going to unplug my keyboard and never comment again. But its a wireless keyboard so here we are.

I don’t think people grasp how HUGE a Desert Eagle .50 cal pistol is and the size of the bullet.

This was wonderful. Thank you.

he likes cooking

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

Used to do this real dick move at the bars where if a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number, I’d give her the number of a guy I knew and hated. Jimmy just gave out Gar Forman’s number

California’s decision to list glyphosate as cancer-causing comes from an independent analysis published by the International Agency for Cancer Research. Its findings said that the pesticide is “probably carcinogenic to humans.”

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.