She was confused and distracted by the stick on her steering column.

As a punishment, she should be forced to drive a Chrysler Sebring Convertible until FCA’s reliability ratings are on par with Toyota

19 year old reporting in.

BMW as a graduation gift? I’m assuming she entered a 1-way construction zone illegally and the truck driving towards her was the pilot car.

You do realize that Porzingis is at least three years from hitting free agency, right? Lowering his value at this point could only hurt the Knicks.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Pro/E is more stable because crashing is a 10 step process just like everything else. You want to draw a line you say?! Make a drawing you say? Make a flat pattern? FUCK YOU CLICK THESE TEN BUTTONS FIRST.

Been there, done that. Fuck Solidworks.

solidworks a shit

Starred for Solidworks rant

yeah, the high center of gravity is one of the reasons why I’ll probably never buy a SUV.

What a pair of knobs. Fuck em both, but fuck the asshole in the Sentra even more. Motherfucker tried to kill the biker twice. That shit is attempted murder. Fuck that cop too. Fuck everyone. Fuck me. Fuck this chair. Fuck solidworks. Fuck this mouse. Fuck punctuation.

Man this hits close to home... I’m a divorced guy with a silver 2 door JK! Fold the back seat forward and there’s plenty of room for doggo, or pupper, or doge to hang out.

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

-walks out to front lawn- lets see, which old Jeep is going to start today?

I really expected Tracy to be on this one with ten 2k jeeps from craigslist, with the logic just being that you rotate through them once one of them breaks

Watch out though... when it turns to auto-asphyixiation, eventually someone finds your lifeless body hanging from the clothes rod of a hotel closet in Thailand...

All of these replies are wrong.

You should get another dog.

Choking, both receiving and giving, is like the greatest thing that was taught to me in 2016.

I recently read a story on Reddit about the nice guy who was dating the hot chick. She suggested they get naughty and tried to encourage him to talk dirty during sex. He came out with, “How you like that, you fucking retard?!” Baby steps.