If the penguins win, he will be the only goalie ever to win two Stanley Cups as a rookie.

Murray is quietly writing himself the greatest start for a goalie ever.

Usually when you see this many jacked dongs, there’s cream and/or clear nearby.

...blasting two dongs

I guess anything’s better though than the old “master-slave” nomenclature of IDE cable selection.

I still pull that up and watch it about once every year. Pity that it didn’t spark an amazing comeback.

Oh god, that ball was rising nearly the entire time before it hit that glass wall.

TOO SOON, TOM.

god his mean mug staredown as that ball ascended into orbit was amazing

I’m a Cardinals fan *ducks* and I will never forget that homer. He absolutely destroyed Lidge with one swing.

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

Much like fellow Cardinals great Stan Musial, Pujols was great without ever being interesting.

He just covfefe’d all over the justice system.

Your attempt to prevent oceanic puns will flounder.

Yes. They’d both make it through, no problem.

Iowa driver doing dumb things in Nebraska, a rather common sight.

Can you explain why being next to the child while he does it makes it wronger? I mean, it sounds just like a symbolic problem.

Yeah I’m not saying he isn’t a vile piece of shit for what appears to be knowingly effectively grooming underage teenagers, just that he doesn’t seem have done anything with the child that would warrant him not being allowed to be the sole caregiver for so long.

Does that go to his parenting ability? I mean, it’s not like the child saw it.

The Post’s source noted that Weiner has been the sole caretaker of their child, watching him while Abedin worked on Hillary Clinton’s campaign.