If Strickland is “Propane” (which I love, btw; perfect for a hard-throwing hothead like him), does that make Harper “Propane Accessory”?

how long you been waiting to copy and paste that gem in here?

Still bullshit, Harper should be suspended 1-2 games since that’s all Strickland Propane over here is going to really miss 1-2 in reality

Say what you will, but Jeb has repeatedly refused to lick either the shoes or asses of famous New Yorkers.

“Thought this was a story about a horny former NFL quarterback pulling a Jared.”

WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! (and they’re all in the pool with him)

he spends his time writing boogie to the C’s fanfiction

Only if John Wall is also on the trade block.

So this means Burneko’s on suicide watch?

OV to Las Vegas.

He doesn’t write nearly as much as he used to. I used to love Page-2-era-Simmons but I actually tried to read something of his recently and I couldn’t. I don’t know if it’s the fact that it’s just not 2002 anymore, or if it’s because I know what his voice sounds like now and I was reading it in that voice, but…

But remember, he’s the “sports guy.” Just your typical every day guy making millions of dollars and hanging out with celebrities. So relatable.

Do people still read Bill Simmons’ writing? Does he still even write?

Or if you have any reason at all to use that space for recreation, and don’t want, among other things, Lyme disease.

I have a warning about befriending Muslims around Ramadan. Last time I did it was with some tenants I had. Late one day, one of them came running to my office in a panic saying there was a leak in his apartment and everything was getting soaked. I raced over there with my giant wrench to turn off the water and found…

Co-opting? Marginalizing? Hate crime?

The scarier question to ask would be if they are bluffing because the test results are worse than this. No one would want us to really know if the results were 1 in 20 instead. Not good for a public built on believing everything we do is amazing and that we always have a secret ace in the hole

Looks are subjective, but RS looks much nicer, far less boy-racer, has AWD and (I think) is targeted to a more mature clientele. This is targeted to kids on Playstations.