Oh you bet your ass I’ll be yelling at you when the Badgers make the finals!

“What’s foreplay?”

Oh, I forgot one notable other alum:

Speaking of human sexuality courses: a friend had a class at UT with Vince Young and when the professor asked one day for people’s ideas of foreplay, Vince said “that’s like sucking on titties and what not”

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League

TLDR: Expensive, technologically complicated vehicles are more costly to repair and have longer lead times. Not unique to Tesla.

Most shitty drivers don’t know they’re shitty drivers if the antics of the geriatric population of my almost rural town is any indication.

Why do shitty drivers sign up for a job that requires nothing but driving?

I have been reading Deadspin for several years but only have a casual interest in tennis. Over, say, 18 months I have gone from knowing nothing about Kyrgios to being deeply invested in his tennis and social media performance.

It always makes me happy when I see that an MD is reading the same articles as I, an underachieving waste of space to society, am reading.

“Finally! A story about MAML’s getting fucked over on ice!”

Clever dog though, to see if two DQs cancel each other out.

Expensive AND environmentally irresponsible? Where do I sign up?!?!?!

Wow you got water this month lol...we always do. Still a inbred lib sorry not a double sided joke it’s a fact

We actually have water you inbred liberal

Pictured: California 5 years into the water crisis that would ensue if these dumb fucks actually got their way:

My dog looks just like Ollie! We did an agility class and then did a course at a JRT trial. He was zooming right along and then flew past a jump. I got him to come back, but he almost went over it backwards, a DQ. So I threw my arms up, he stopped, and proceeded to take a shit. Also a DQ.

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”