As a backup, the Bucs shouldn’t give him a Microsoft tablet or a clipboard; he’ll quickly get bored with taking football-related notes and start designing new land war plans for Southeast Asia*.

details of how exactly he fell are not known

“Shots fired!”

Call me crazy, but I predict Chapman’s contact percentage goes up while on the DL.

Do they ever meet up with the fans of the football Giants team that moved out of town 40 years ago?

The way the most diehard Democrat dingbats have flipped their opinions on Comey and the FBI basically every time he is in the news is funny, at least. He was installed by Obama and exonerated Clinton, he’s good! Oh no, he told Congress he was reopening the investigation, he’s bad! But hey, he’s investigating Trump…

Still the best baseball Dog

If you’re hanging out around people who bemoan the lack of travel calls, you need to find new people to hang out with.

Golf and horse racing aren’t sports either but keep bitching, it’s really appealing

On the plus side, 5% of all Big Baller merch sales go to elephantiasis research.

Can I write it off because “Big Baller Brands” is like the lamest name for a sports brand in history?

He’s not my Bud

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

You know what might have actually helped in the long term? Cutting the executives, some of whom are surely making some pretty large salaries, who decided overpaying for TV rights was a good idea.

“Please hand in your mustache and your Jerry Jones Stenography Kit.”

Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines went to Rome for reasons that are unknown and uninteresting to me.

Huh, Marchman looks different than what I pictured.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

And people said we shouldn’t hate this kid.....