commaqueen
CommaQueen
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I’m a (borderline) millennial.

Yeah, this is a really good point. School is what you make of it. One can go to a not-great school and really make the most of that education, and/or one can go to a really good school and not do much with it.

I’m a bit of interesting case in that I went to a very prestigious school for undergrad and later went to middle-of-the-road state school for grad school.

One guy I used to work with was a Yale graduate. And in his defense, he was far from the dumbest person I had to work with, but he also wasn’t, like, YALE GRADUATE, if you know what I mean. He was just a normal dude with normal intelligence who somehow got into Yale. I don’t know.

This comment resonates with me on so many levels. I also get strangely insecure and defensive about my state school education, despite the fact that some of the most useless people I have ever worked with have fancy degrees from fancy schools. I’m of average work ethic and average intelligence, and I constantly get

One of the stupidest people I have ever met in my entire life went to Northwestern and dual-majored. I had to teach her how to pay utility bills

Word. I went to some backwoods, shithole of a college and felt a weird intellectual insecurity about it for a long time. But I work in a field and in an area with a lot of people from supposedly much more prestigious schools and most of them are morons, who, ironically, can’t think creatively in any meaningful way.

Sounds like the job for a marine biologist

Damn. They were just really proud of their one run.

That’s because us Bears fans is good at makin our points short, sweet, and a lil bit spicy

Here’s my Rams story:

Somehow, Dom’s insistence that a Ben and Jerry’s pint was cylindrical made me more mad than any of Marchmann’s insane person takes.

One of my favorite things about the video of fans reacting to the pick is the lone Packer fan laughing his ass off in the background.

Maybe they’re red win aficionados!

One of the things that makes this bullshit era bearable is knowing that the rest of your life you will be increasingly miserable, as (is always the case) the world continues it’s long slow arc toward justice.

Sherman: See, before I was only trying to get the bag in the hole some of the time-

I get what you’re saying and I’m not disagreeing... Racism could certainly be a factor in this case...

He’s still Triple Aww material in my book.

Truly, Team No One.

It would be great if he’s been just been plugging away all these years yearning for a platform to still break news and write columns, but also make dick jokes and ranked lists of candy bars, or whatever.