Dean Spanos might be the thinnest skinned babyman in the NFL, which is no small feat.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

I mean, if I saw a ghost that was cut out of a sheet with pinking shears, I’d sure as hell run the other way. Course, I’d probably be high as balls, so there’s that. Not before I tried to eat her crinkle french fry hiking poles though.

Ending his Facebook post with “Yes I said it” not only showed how strong Smith’s convictions were, it also proved that he has to sound out everything he writes.

Or if someone says Kansas City Chiefs for Joe Montana does a producer come flying in from off-screen and drop kick someone?

I’ve got a lot of useless junk in my head, and always thought if I had the time, I’d go on Jeopardy. What held me back was two fears:

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I would’ve said “Who are the Oakland Raiders?” and flipped over my podium when the judges ruled against me.

If I knew anything about art, geography, 18th-19th-20th-century Presidents, French culture, opera, human anatomy, animal anatomy, food, science in general, potent potables, and potpourri, I could totally crush Jeopardy with the edge I’d have in sports and pop culture.

Most us the guys I know from home that signed up, did so because we weren’t going to college and the power plant wasn’t hiring. Delivering pizza’s can get old real quick. Sure there were some thoughts of patriotism and the like mixed in, but mostly we were stuck in poor dead end towns with no decent jobs.

As a veteran I am sick and fucking tired of being used as a poster for the right in general. Like a lot, maybe most, people I signed up for a lot of reasons, family, circumstance, patriotism and to get the fuck out of small town. If I’d known 30 years later my service would used like this, I would’ve taken that job at…

Given the Tillman family’s blunt use of colorful language and their cynicism towards the PR that was pasted over his death, I would STRONGLY RECOMMEND that Trump just try to bring Pat Tillman into this debate.

Had this convo on twitter earlier.

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”

Once they reached London, Jacksonville players experienced a pronounced difference in how they viewed themselves.

Do you ever stop to think about the fact that less than a year ago Barack Obama was President?

You’re probably one of those people who watches Star Wars and thinks the Empire is the bad guys. The Empire wanted peace, but the Rebels wanted anarchy. You tell me...what’s wrong with peace? There were a lot of good people on Death Star. Good, decent people. And let me tell you, there was a lot of violence on both…

As a life long Seahawk fan, I feel you. You have no idea how much it kills me to respect Kaepernick.

Man, fuck the Seahawks. Why do they have to go and do shit like this that makes me, a life-long Niners fan, like them? Seriously, fuck them for doing the right thing and, like Lebron did yesterday (shit, was it only yesterday? It feels like weeks ago), make me abandon my preconceived hatred to respect them for taking…

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.