“doing nothing is better than doing something really stupid.”

Well, it helps that the waiting list for Bears season tickets is usually however long it takes for the person in the ticket office to stop laughing.

Unorthodox strategy by the Bears but at this point you have to try anything to keep someone in a Packers uniform from crossing midfield.

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

I had a conservative friend tell me that she doesn’t like it when either side dehumanizes the other side. I agreed, and I held my tongue on the response that I can think of far more examples of that coming from her side than mine. I think maintaining a discourse that acknowledges shared humanity is a good thing.

Counterpoint:

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

I guess “a bunch of lazy journalists who promulgated a wildly inaccurate story because the headline sounded good” is more accurate than calling them villains, but come on, what these journalists did is really shoddy journalism. Saying someone is a national champion and distributing that around the internet without the…

This is a simple case of he said, she said, and she #2 said, and she#3 said.... and she#58 said.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

Bruh, Twitter isn’t winning shit except a popularity contest with a grand prize of zero profit.

This took me entirely too long to make.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

*Less than half of the American people and fuck you

Except for the native people who came up with the game.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

To be sure, respect, dignity and decorum seem to have been abandoned since the election of that white racist motherfucking liar.

He was thinking of bringing a sign listing all of the subpar QBs Chicago has cycled through its shit factory over the last 65 years since Sid Luckman last suited up, but it was 138 feet long, comprised of 52 separate poster boards, and totally unwieldy.

Capitalism really does a number on some people.