Oh yea, that one too.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

He died doing what he loved...

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

What a dummy. Everyone knows its the Heat.

The KKK never really took off in Arizona as it’s a lot of letters to remember.

You’re not going to like our NYPD Shoe sketch... it’s pretty much the same thing.

Sox fan here, and there is no defense to that. But it does bring back a pleasant memory.

I was at an August game in 1991 between the Cubs and Giants in Candlestick. It was a memorable game for me for two reasons. 1.) Chico Walker hit an inside-the-park grand slam. 2.) It was the first time I ever heard my mom drop…

I love how the ad for the Beaverton car dealership is followed by a ton of beaver.

What is it with the laundry detergent? A neighbor once tried to rope me into Amway. My first thought was “how much effing laundry detergent do you think need living by myself wearing the same pants for a week?”

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy at Mar a Lago - mighty Trumpy had crapped out.

There is zero chance Mango Mussolini can throw his McDonad’s bag in the trash from 3 feet, let alone throw a ball 90 feet.

Yes but that’s when an actual president was trying to do his job. Now a representative of the Russian mob is trying to do his job so fuck him.

I need jersey to go on shelf next to ring. You. Journalist. Go get me jersey.

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

I don’t think Wells Fargo is laughing about much of anything these days.

This was a fight that I lost so many times with my editors that I eventually quit journalism. You would not believe the number of times that reporters want to call a lie a lie, and editors walk it back because they’re scared of seeming like the reporter is “taking a side.” Telling the truth is not a demonstration of…

Yeah, is this... normal Florida behavior?