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PS - I have met the Muppets (set visit for filming of Muppets Most Wanted) and meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet. I am not kidding. I almost cried.

Original American giver.

I like stuff, right up until I have to move. Then I hate every purchase decision I’ve ever made.

But cat doesn’t like your things.

That older kid’s swagger is on point. It’s like she KNEW this was her chance to because famous.

When the guy who uses “the dickens” in a sentence finds it necessary to use “bullshit” in the very next, things are truly messed up.

Liam Neesons needed to tape shards of glass to his hands. Liam Neesons! And we still don’t know exactly how it went down.

Especially since it’s taking that big ass fish back to the water to brag and show off to the whole bunch of others. Cold blooded.

I’m not sure what evidence you have the universe cares about balance, especially when it comes to the NFC North. If there was the Lions would win the next ten Super Bowls.

All I know is that 14th pick is going to eventually wind up in Green Bay where he’ll win 5 Super Bowls.

I’m not sure WHY the .gif ended up as a .jpg, but here’s what it’s supposed to be:

Usually I can ignore stupid grammar mistakes. I make enough of them myself, after all.

That would be a school in Florida.

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

Isn’t it amazing how many people think and act as if 1965 was THOUSANDS of years ago?

And if another asshole from the northeast who spends most of his time playing childish games realized he didn’t belong in the White House either we wouldn’t be in this situation.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Soon we’ll all need Coyotes to lead us into Canada.