I too was devastated to find out the Queen of England did not jump out of a helicopter for the Olympic Opening Ceremony. The world is naught but lies.
New England Aquarium denizens are too busy being deep fried or served in a delicious creamy soup.
It’s like a gal I work with that wears a sleeveless wool sweater and bitches about being cold. I asked her is she wore a fur bikini in the summer, and now we no longer speak.
I thought a little guy on a cloud with a fishing rod is supposed to fly in and put you back on the track.
That person’s vote counts as much as mine. Horrifying.
Seattle? More like Rainattle, amirite?
We’re so fucked. So, so fucked.
DJ 3000
Festus is the guy in the group project that assigns each person their role but can’t make any of the other meetings because he’s too busy.
being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.
Jeez Milo, you’re such a wet, infected, blanket.
The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”
My mom owns me online constantly.
Sadly it appears that the Seahawks really is that inept in the red zone. I’m not watching it on tv but I’m assuming Richard Sherman has beaten a member of the coaching staff to death already.
Oh he’s definitely an asshole. He’s just a well-educated, smart, talented asshole who does his job about as well as anyone else in the world can.
I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.
No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.
Please tell me more. I’m eating dinner right now, and it’s delicious, but not as tasty as your painful memories.