As a Seattle resident who is sick of the pretentiousness of the damn “12's”; loved Cam throwing the flag down. Shit, everytime this team loses their final game of the year, some opposing player should throw down a damn 12 banner so these smug assholes will raise their fists and cry “damnit I’ve been a lifelong diehard…

I don’t exactly love winter, but I can respect it, and snow is awesome. Winter owns its goddamn cold and tell you to accept it or fuck off. Fall is like “Well, you might want to wear a light jacket, or go with the pea coat, but who knows what it’ll be like by mid-afternoon? Oh, look, that guy is wearing shorts. Don’t…

I don’t care what the FDA says, the proper serving size for ice cream is and always will be a pint and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

This is what I immediately pictured.

Louisville needs to plug in its damn phone.

Either that, or he terrorizes the city and kindly requests breakfast be served past 11:30.

He does not look comfortable or happy.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Yeah but one of the better ones at Fox News is like being the best bullfighter in Alaska.

HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.

Even on a strictly rhetorical level, saying that someone’s “a lovely woman” but also a “a bitch” doesn’t quite make sense.

They deserve Supreme Court Justice Barack Obama.

I wholeheartedly reject this idea. The GOP has done nothing to warrant being treated by anything less than children. They’ve fucked this country up since 2001 and have brought it damn near to a standstill since 2009. They get nothing. They don’t get points for losing their campaigns and standing by this clown for so…

Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

My dad was a sane, rational man before he retired. Retirement might be the worst thing to ever happen to him and he doesn’t even know it.

It’s even harder to believe that people still want to vote for him (cough cough dad cough cough).

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

The whole campaign has been hard to watch. Bless you people transcribing this madness, because I can’t bring myself to watch Donald Trump utter another sentence.