Yea, just remember that he can probably get that reduced later. I have a friend who lost his license for 10 years over something, I forget what it was, but now 3 years later he has it back after he made an application to the court for an early end to the suspension.

Actually its worse than just being drunk.

Craigslist?

Fuck you, a .22LR has about zero chance of going a mile unless you aim at the sky, and a gust pushes it most of the way. It's useless for anything over 200 yards, and its really only useful up to 125 yards.

What 2012 turbo veloster? When they start selling they will be 2013 velosters.

Not all vette owners are assholes, the only surefire tells are either a confederate battle flag on the rear window, or truck nutz.

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Along this line is the bone phone. It came out in the 1970s and was draped around the neck, so this is just a modern miniaturized implementation.

Here in Alexandria traffic is interesting enough on 395 that I can sometimes completely forget to check my speed for a bit only to find out that I'm going 75, aka 20 mph over the limit.

Because DUE PROCESS exists for a reason. Scum he might be, but this prosecution has turned into one hell of a goat fuck, and legally he is probably going to be off the hook because the Government could find its asshole with an atlas.

The only problem I have with the study is that its studying how old people smell without any perfume or other scented products. My general experience is that old people aren't inherently more smelly then young people, but their noses aren't as in tune anymore and my god granny that perfume only needed one little…

Usenet isn't fight club, I doubt my talking will affect anything.

What can you trailer with a smart car? A segway?

When god gave us welders he never told us what we couldn't weld.

Usenet? The 90's called, they want their pay to pirate service back.

I'm surprised there hasn't been a lawsuit against fuckbook, I mean its name at least makes some sense and contains the word "book."

Right...

Yup, to a lesser extent the same is true for me as a car driver because my souped up subaru drives very differently compared to my lifted jeep. I've never had the subaru even start to go airborn, but on a corner where I wasn't paying attention in the jeep and driving like I do in the subaru I had the ass end start to…

Right... I'll take a hit of whatever you're smoking.

Remember the law of averages. This guy is driving badly enough that the police picked up on his erratic driving every time. He has probably been on one hell of a lucky streak but those always run out.