The photo is legitimate nightmare fuel.

I’d like to pour one out for The Ringer. The Much maligned, little watched, and ultimately pretty terrible Sarah Michelle Gellar show where she played identical twins. (guess what - one’s bad!) I do still love that little piece of trash despite myself.

Anybody else see the headline and think to themselves: “How in the world can Andrew Garfield be almost 40?????” If you had asked me, I would’ve said late 20's to early 30's. 

As a Philadelphian who voted by mail to avoid the line, I’m hoping Fetterman’s winning margin will widen as Pennsylvania continues counting mail-in votes. 1.6 million Pennsylvanians requested mail-in ballots this year, and about 70% of those were registered Democrats.

That IS America’s ass.

I also encourage any Hannibal Lector fans to watch the show with Mads because…

weed

Prolly Sumac. That stuff is magic and elevates every leafy green. 

Judging by the behavior of both Olivia and Jason, my guess is the secret ingredient is cocaine.

Everything’s special when it comes with a blowjob. 

Like the cop who handed a naked, drugged, underage boy with a hole in his head back to Jeffrey Dahmer? A cop who not only got his job back, but later became president of the Milwaukee Police Association?

Meanwhile, this is how Clooney addresses David O Russell:

“I’m not just the potential victim of Johnny Depp, He’s also my client!”

To be clear: Baltimore City and Baltimore County are two separate entities. Therefore, using the term “Baltimore Police” is inaccurate as it refers to the city.

I fled too, but the pierogis called me back. 

I saw some lifetime horror movie where a woman was kidnapped by her Jordan Peterson lookalike professor that she had the audacity to question in class. I think he was in the women’s studies department. He kept her in his basement that was set up like a 1950s home. I didn’t know who Jordan Peterson was at the time, but…

Very sorry, but it’s “Dita”, her alter ego. I know too much about her...

Bahamas

I believe it’s somewhere in the Bahamas. 

Isn’t Jon Hamm like the reigning king now that Milton Berle is gone?