Or better yet, an octogenarian Dame Shirley Bassey graces us with a new theme and tells them both “hold my drinks, girls”.

Because she fucked the pirate. And we all know she did, so she constantly gets called out on it; this time while cameras were rolling for the season, I’m assuming.

I need to know why Lu yelled to a group of people that she did not fuck the pirate (which we know is untrue).

I liked the pattern, didn’t love the drape on the first dress. (And I think I have good taste, so you have good taste.)

I liked it too!  Pretty colors :)

Oh, the effects were great (I assume I watched the post-patch version), but even the best effects in the world don’t stop the fact that it was a psychotic fever dream of a movie that saved the worst for last when after at least being an innocent victim watching from afar, they sing the last song AT YOU and drag you…

Honestly, this is the kind of shit I expect to see on the actual red carpet. This is such a superior group of looks!

Right?  They are very useful for cleaning out the litter box.  Oh sure, we could scoop directly into the trash can but that’s just asking for a bigger mess than it already is...

Perhaps try out something like a diaper genie? /shrug

I tried one bag of flush able litter but stopped using it after using one bag. I was worried any plumbing issues it may cause. I know water treatment plants also don’t remove some of the things in cat feces.

No. No, we are NOT going to be fine. Trump will get acquitted today. Trump is gonna go balls-to-wall in the last 11 mos. of his term to tear the fucking place down. He will gloat, the GOP will lie, and we will see this flaming dumpster fire careen off the rails and crash into a truckload of puppies & kittens.  Its…

Do people have a solution for dog owners and ‘single use’ dog poop?

I’m sorry, but I’m still a bit miffed that Aline Brosh McKenna - knowing all she knows and with the best of intentions - still chose to spend the last couple of episodes of Crazy Ex Girlfriend

John Mayer has musical talent. Didn’t stop him from saying and recording a lot of crap, but he has the guitar skillz to jam with absolutely anybody.

I assume from your knowledge of all things Punxsutawney that you’re either from there or you’ve made the scared pilgrimage, as have I, to Gobbler’s Knob for Groundhog day. It’s a delightful piece of Americana and I so want to go back again sometime. What’s not to love about a huge party on a hillside, complete with…

I know PETA is just trolling but dude, let the damn groundhogs keep their silly jobs. They are tremendously spoiled animals who don’t actually live in the hole all year. “Phil” lives in a library with his “wife” in a huge climate controlled space. He’s got a whole set of handlers who take care of him all year. It’s…

Like Irina, when I have been “done”, I am done. All of my serial monogamy relationships including a 20-yr marriage were ended, on my part, in about a day. I have never backslid or wavered once it was over for me. A clean break on my part, not always on theirs, but I put up with a lot of bullshit prior to the break.…

Incredible

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