No one holds a candle to him. I’ll light a candle to honor him though. Damn.
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She does not. Thank you for sharing this.
When Pod Save America and Lovett or Leave It came out, I did not bother listening, because, honestly, WTF do I care what an SNL guy and Jon Favreau think about anything political. Then I listened and they didn’t sound quite right. It took a full episode for me to realize they were totally different people. I am…
Godddddddd DAMMIT, now ‘Peanut Butter’ is gonna be cemented in my head the rest of the week. Granted, that happens all the time because I love that dumbass song, but still I curse thee!
The other guy from Pod Saves America is Jon Favreau... no not that Jon Favreau.
When I first heard their two names as Obama’s speech writers I was beyond confused.
This is pretty much everyone’s reaction on first hearing who Ronan’s partner is. Lovett makes much more sense.
The best text I’ve ever received in my life I got when my mom was reading this book and texted me “why is Hot Ronan with the guy from SNL?” a text I had to parse carefully.
The book is about NBC killing the story and Farrow trying to get it published.
Four solid minutes. Is how long I’ve been laughing at this photo! Love it, cheers!
Groucho means comedy!
Make the wrong friends in Greek class.
Quick edit suggestion: That’s not a SkeeBall machine. It is a SuperShot basketball game. The brand of the gaming company is SkeeBall. An ACTUAL SkeeBall machine would be quirky and a bit whimsical. A basketball game ups the douche factor, along with the slurpee machine.
Justin Timberlake told you everything you needed to about Justin Timberlake when he threw Janet under the bus after his first superbowl.
Severely not digging the tryptophobia eyes on that piece of artwork.
Im certainly afraid of that aggressive moustache.
“Have merci.”
...I’m picturing ScarJo as Prince Charles, and Mo’Nique as Elton...
Robert Pattison is one of those people who you sometimes think, “Why is he considered so attractive?” (see header pic) and then you see other pictures and think, “Have him washed and bring him to my chambers immediately.” I feel the same way about Pete Davidson, but mine is probably a minority opinion.
Sure why not logging? Logs are great! They roll down stairs, alone or in pairs, and roll over your neighbors dog. They’re great for a snack, they fit on your back, it's log! Log! Log!