I wish I had phantom hands with Pinot Grigio with me at all times.

“The world feels like it’s ending...” funny because this vaguely reminds me of Britney’s Til the World Ends

YES! I am waiting for her to break out.

Your idea sounds AMAZING. Dinner and a show!

Don’t forget her performance of Tracy Flick in Election!

I believe it is crystal-encrusted lobster. Because why not?

I’d still rather go to one of his seminars than Teddi’s retreat.

At the beginning of the season my mum said to me that she thought this season was going to be a real dud. Enter Aaron Pypers from stage left!

I love stoned Mauricio. 

I don’t know this baby--I don’t know if she’s a famous artist or not!

Holy fuck, dude. I can’t even.

I’m not in NYC, but I do live in a city. There are no ledges on my windows but there are sparrows that keep attaching themselves to my window screens.
And earlier this month I saw a ton of blue jays. I have no idea the last time I saw and honest. to god blue jay.

I was blown away the first time I saw this.

Jake Gyllenhall was there because he starred in a production of Sunday in the Park with George. 

I don’t know who has gotten kicked off of TP for risotto, but that knocks folks out again and again on Hells Kitchen. 

And my toaster oven just died!

The acting challenge was overall underwhelming. But All I could think about is that I know the girl who wrote the recent episode of Grey’s when they wrote out some guy and twitter was PIIIIIIIISSSSSSSED.

Is Affleck dating that young woman? Real talk: he looks like he could be her dad.

were they loose penny candy???

Bubble gum cigarettes are the best!!!!