Now you can understand my confusion! 

SO THEN HOW THE THE HELL IS BIDEN OUT OF THE RUNNING?

That’s what I’ve been doing, so I guess I’m good to go. 

So whatever wins isn’t cancelled?
I’ve been voting in this entire fucking thing and just realized that I don’t really know what’s going on.

WHO ARE YOU?

“Nicolas Cage is a one-handed baker who falls in love with Cher” is how I will describe this movie from now on.

I think he was too caught up with his bride and his hand to notice.

Nicolas Cage is hot in this movie. Full stop. No explanation needed. 

I love this movie so hard. I am partial to “CHRISSY, BRING ME THE BIG KNIFE.”

Samesies.
Why are we hating on poor Moon?

LOVE Arts & Crafts. Big Charles Rennie Mackintosh fan.

I loooove decorating. What is your chosen aesthetic?

Edison bulb with a shade? That’s a horse of a different color.

Mid-Century Modern should be replaced by Edison bulbs (or whatever they are called). Or did we already cancel that?

BUT I WANT RESULTS NOW SO I CAN ALREADY BE OUTRAGED THAT PEOPLE DON’T AGREE WITH ME!

The new 90120 was absolutely delightful. 

He is absolutely blotto. Jeez. 

LOL. That sentence got me, too.
Maybe Joan didn’t start watching RHONY until the infamous Johnny Depp night.

This is like television cheezits, so not good for me but I just can’t stop myself.