She played the bongos. That makes it a concert :)

I saw her in concert earlier this month. It was everything I expected it to be. It was wonderfully mediocre and I had a blast.

Yes, subtle is the way to go.

Michelle Williams was outstanding. She just knocks my socks off. 

“but one day you’ll be sitting next to each other on the sofa in sweatpants, eating chips, watching Game of Thrones. No one wants to get it on after that, right?”

Samesies. I have not had a particularly sunny disposition as of late and my bf is unemployed and I feel so guilty for being irritated at almost everything he does. BECAUSE HE IS ALWAYS THERE.
Maybe I need him to take a 2 week trip :)
But yes, Chrissy and John make me feel better.

I audibly said “oh my god” when Katy showed up.

I just died a little inside. The Olsen twins are 33.
(Sweet Christ on a cracker--how young was I when Full House was first-run?)

Fox Mulder absolves him of this hair abomination. 

No mention of young David Duchovny and his hair?

Beat me to it.

I am upset at Canada for discontinuing Big Mac, Filet O’ Fish and McChicken sauces in grocery stores.

It would really help if she was going to give money to the dozens of Second Chance college programs out there that have Pell Grants soon running out.

I prefer “gentleman friend” and “lady friend.”
I wish I could get away with “lover.” But only if I can do so the way Carrie Bradshaw called Aleksander. LUV-AH

I did ask my doctor and he said that the level of diazapam I am on (2.5 mg a day) isn’t harmful. I think I may start taking it occasionally instead of daily. 

Gummi bears. Seriously. 

He basically played Patrick Bateman. 

Silly boy. Everyone knows that you should tuck before you mount a dragon.

The only good thing about summer is large hats. The rest of it can eat a dick. 

I miss the dumpster fire that was “Smash.” That also starred McPhee. It was fantastically bad.