RHONY is a big bonding thing for me and my mum, too.
“Please tell me it’s not about Tom” is thrown around a lot. 

Maybe I’ll get a few gift cards from Dunkins. Thanks!

Actual question—I am (in, theory, if the airports are still open) flying later this month. Can I bring snacks or something for the TSA agents? Or is that just asking to be thrown out of line?

With you on Osmond, Lake, and Knight.

I had the best time hate-watching that.

Legit snorted at that. 

I now want a plot line on RHONY about Trey Anastasio stalking Bethenny. 

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c7d12448-d212-42c3-90d7-1b48e00befda

YAS!

This was a really great experiment, kudos to you.

I think that the W&G revival is great. 

Shit. Am I going to end up walking out of there with a doll just so I can have the full experience?
I can only imagine the looks I’d get on the flight home...

I was the recipient of a 1983 Cabbage Patch Doll. I loved her.

I know her as girl-who-always-plays-evil-teens-on-Lifetime.
Her Lohan drag is pretty good. 

I have been known to wake myself up by farting. This is usually accompanied by waking up in a cold sweat.
I think I am sliding into peri-menopause. 
I feel bad for my boyfriend. The cats don’t give a damn.

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Tomatoes do not belong on a Caesar Salad. EVER.

I have purchased gifts for certain people, but if I’m driving out of state for the wedding of one of my dozens of cousins--yeah, no gift. 

Difference: Sharon was just as deserving as Chad. Sharon won as fan favorite. Ru, who didn’t particularly like Sharon, did AS1 to reward her preferred queen.
Shangela was just flat-out done wrong.

My motto if I have to travel for a wedding: “My presence is my present.”