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I know you were joking! I wasn’t sure if I was remembering it right. Hence question mark.
Meepos, yes?

I started clapping my hands as soon as he gave a shout out to Isaly’s.

I use “Robin. Give. Me. The. Shark. Repellent. Bat. Spray.” at least once a week in conversation.
Shit, I wish I owned this:

Meepos?

high school boyfriend = Grey Flannel. LOVE IT

Also true for all of the Real Housewives. 

I initially read it as “oral contact” and was confused and intrigued.

JT Leroy! Man, this situation just gets weirder and weirder and weirder.

Alyssa Edwards IS Abby Lee Miller in Dancing Queen.

I hate first dances. Not as much as I hate father/daughter dances. The choreographed numbers are THE WORST. Unless your entire wedding party just left Alvin Ailey--stop. Just stop. 

I had the same thought. The other recipes I’ve seen for this feature carrot.

GORG dress. Incredibly stupid embroidered matching denim jackets.
Have we learned nothing?
Embroidered/bedazzzled Mr./Mrs. wear and vow renewals are the marriage touch of death.

Thank you for reminding me that I have that movie on bluray and am totally due for a rewatch.

So basically, middle age ends when you hit “senior” status.

I love your thinking. 

I get ya.
So it’s like our experiences of 9/11--which were extremely different. I was in graduate school and living in an apartment by myself. He was in junior high.

9-years-older than bf here!

I am actually surprised by how few cultural references I’ve made that he is completely unfamiliar with. but you’re right, when it does happen it’s like a record scratch (especially if it’s something that happened before he was even born).