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Yeah, I’m with you.  I just can’t get excited about playing 1/6th of Final Fantasy VII. 

Please tell me that’s a giant crab cake with cream mashed potatoes for the lace.

The Final Fantasy VII remake coming out in April, is only part 1 of who knows how many, and it will only be set in Midgar. While I am looking forward to playing it at some point, I think I might just wait till the full product gets released, which won’t even happen till next gen consoles are out at this point.

It’s “hilarious” that he looks not even the tiniest bit like Mariah Carey trying to look like him?

The weird part is how are they going to deal with the world map? Is the second part of the remake going to be just one continent? And is the final part going to contain all continents and all locations that you can revisit? Are they going to keep track of what interactions you had with NPCs and what you’ve… Read more

But thankfully, we know you’re dickish enough to come here to talk about it. Good for you, champ.

you ok?

This is exactly the kind of move a herb would make. Let’s check with a known herb.

Look, I get what you’re saying, but this notion that any of that means “The game shipped unfinished,” is ludicrous. Read more

That take is scorching hot -- DLC does not mean a game is unfinished.

To be fair, the 200 Pokémon will be added to the game in a free update. They won’t be catchable, but if you have Home or someone willing to trade with you you can still use them.

Ask yourself a question. Did the speedrunner changing their name from TomatoAnus to TomatoAngus for this single event inconvenience you in the slightest? Did it inconvenience you more than, say, a parent watching the streams for fun with their younger children? Read more

Suddenly it’s “PC” to not talk about your butthole in a public, sponsored setting. Read more

SIDEBAR: When the fuck did it become fashionable to proudly cop to not having the patience to fucking read?

Excellent article.  Thank you Maddy, for writing it up, and for all you’ve done.

This article is so much more than that.

I don’t mean that I’m stuck or that I’ve run out of things to explore, just that it doesn’t feel that satisfying? I can’t quite place it. Since the game constantly resets it doesn’t feel like I’m accomplishing anything and I have no perspective on what I should be doing or how well I’m doing. I’m sure as I get closer… Read more

I started Death Stranding so I’ll probably play more of that. I’ll also work more on Outer Wilds. I feel like I’ve found a lot but I don’t feel like I’ve actually made any progress. I dunno. There are things about it that I like but so far it hasn’t really clicked for me.

Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from okay. Because, you see, this was an act pretty clearly designed to provoke a war. And war means absolutely horrific things. It means the deaths of hundreds of thousands (possibly millions) of American and Iranian soldiers. It means the deaths of hundreds of thousands (possibly… Read more

Hell yeah motherfucker! USA! USA!!! Can’t wait to celebrate some dead Iranian civilians! Fuck yes!!!! Flag covered coffins arriving at Dover AFB by the thousands for decades to come! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! A generation of US soldiers, and Iranians (soldier and civilian) with irreversible… Read more