I once had a German housemate who really put things into perspective for me. She said she couldn’t understand why college sports were a thing in the U.S. You go to college to learn, to get a degree, etc. Why is there also a semi-professional sports industry intertwined with higher ed?

University of American Somoa.

I’m just here for the official Doug Score™.

Well said.

Classic. Thank you.

You sound just like our liberal Congress people and President...

Only one of these men can dunk from the free throw line...with ease.

Hear Hear!

Yeah...AirBnB’s vetting process is not robust, to say the least. Name? Picture? Email account? Sure. If you can type, you can make a reservation. It’s one of the more frustrating things I’ve experienced as a host—I have no idea if the person contacting me is legit unless they have several reviews.

These wheels really ask the question...

I likes it!

For sure. Not at all Lenient.

I’m just excited for Zion’s upcoming endorsement deal with Valvoline.

I think you meant Joel “Abortion Dookie” Embiid .

True poetry, my friend.

One my favorite Creed quotes. I live 5 minutes from Cornell’s campus, so I use it a lot. No one ever gets it, and I look like a damn fool.

LOL at Chandler Parsons and “best of us”.

Classic.

I like puns!

Let’s remember some guise.