You really earned that One Extra Ounce.

Fuck that guy.

He’s a fine in-game dunker, for sure, but guys like this usually don’t do well in dunk contests. He’s got the power, but not really the requisite floaty-ness needed to get creative.

Really, Nissan? Even in your fantasy, you’re sticking with this grill shape? Ooohkay.

I may need to create a few more burners just to give this more stars. Thank you.

Sports!

Tom--I apologize for the many commenters that didn’t bother to read the article but instead skipped straight to the comment section. Must be a case of the Fridays.

I always loved that they had a Brett Nelson AND Netson. Seemed to fit right in with Doug Martsch’s sense of humor.

The front fascia on the Hybrid model (4th pic from the bottom) looks a little cleaner. Would prefer that over the fish face.

How about a Lexus SC300/400 instead?

Yes, the seasons starts after the All-Star game, but that’s for casual fans—not for actual teams that need to win for playoff seeding. These early games count in the standings just as much as the games in February and March.

MAN, SOR(R)Y

Because Draymond; because testicles.

*and without Ben Simmons in the lineup for Philly.

Fuck. I hate that “YouTuber” is a thing.

Agreed. That LeBron dunk attempt is one of my favorite hypothetical “what ifs” that would also have no bearing on the final outcome. Still, it would have been perfection.

That was beautiful and perfectly succinct. Thank you.

Loved “Wings”. Would watch that and the short-lived “Working” (with Fred Savage) during the summer or when I was home sick.

No matter how much “better” the car is, there’s no brand prestige.