I find methanol much more palatable than kombucha. Blech, indeed.

I didn’t see it mentioned in the article--does anyone know if this 86 will get more power?

Wowee. I had no idea the Suzuki Swift still existed, and—hot damn—it looks pretty good, too!

This article could have also been titled “I’m not racist--I have many black friends”

I think too many people still buy into the myth that players develop better in college than they do in the NBA. Very few players actually leave too early, and those that do usually end up late in the second round or undrafted.

Similarly, this headline is so brilliant:

Now how am I to know which college football fanbase is the classiest?????

There’s a lot of shit in this world that I have no control over and I’m okay with ignoring, but the fact that Reggie Miller has a thriving television and movie career fills me with endless rage. Goddammit I need to punch something.

I remember reading about Dawkins coining the term via a Peter Farb book about ten years ago, and I thought for sure it was pronounced “m’may”. Boy was I an IDOIT!

Give me a Kemba. Give me a Horford. Give me an Olidi—

FYI—follow that press release link for some sweet, sweet hi-res photos. New wallpaper time.

Just change the “7” to a “32” and you might as well start calling George Hill “Sonny.”

And every quarter last night all Jekyll/Hyde style, too:

I felt the exact same way about my 245. There were lots of small repairs that I neglected in a “it’s just an old car” kind of way. I sold it and got something more modern and spry, but damn I miss the Volvo’s practicality. I wish I would have given it more love when I had it, and then maybe I would have been more keen…

One other reason: To not to let the opponent score a point. AKA “defense”.

David Thompson, once a good basketball player and most recently a member of the aforementioned useless Commission on College Basketball, was present at Monday’s panel.

Luke warm take here: The whole “walk the dog” routine is never worth it. At most you save how much time? Like 0.27 seconds? Pretty much all high-level basketball players—especially point guards—are fast enough. Just grab the damn ball and dribble it up the court!

That’s my alma mater!

Dog Bless Torch!

Hey! Duke finished the year with the 9th best adjusted defensive efficiency rating in the country, so take that!