Shout out to all the technical writers! (AKA the original “tech” writer.) Nice to get recognition for something other than poorly translated English.

Totally agree. The braceface made me do a double take.

Lawrence Moton bitch

1. Melo

Agreed. It shouldn’t have made it past the editing room.

Agreed as well. Hyundai knows how to make an front grill look aggressive but still pleasant to the eye. No constipated Predator or catfish face here.

Starless hurts so, so good. There’s a live version on one of the box sets (blanking on the name) that has brought me to tears.

You are correct, sir. I was disappointed in Drew for not pointing this out.

Most Americans drive bland cars so as not to distract them from their exciting phones.

I like this comment. This is a good comment. A real and true comment. A comment full of facts. Thank you.

One of my biggest peeves about modern car commercials is that they inevitably harp how thrilling a car is to drive. Look at this grown man driving an Infiniti through a snowy mountain pass! He can’t get that shit-eating grin off his face!

Yeah, I thought it was pretty obvious he was joking when he first declared it last year. But still, it’s been a fun ride.

His defense is atrocious, but he’s young and was/is playing in a dismal situation. Some guys need time to mature, or a new team environment (with some veteran presence), or a better coach, or all three.

Sorry if my starring your post lost you a star. I still don’t know how this system works.

A Range Rover should be hard to track. Tons of body roll, I would imagine.

This is not a (crack) pipe.

1971 Datsun 1600 SSS

Why would he need to be health to watch the playoffs on TV?

Myles Turner? The guy who didin’t know how to run properly before he got to the NBA?

Well I’m feeling depressed. As many other commenters have pointed out, it’d be wonderful if Jerry Jones’ inherit shittyness actually had real consequences this time and hurt the bottom line. Sure we can stop going to games, stop watching on TV, and stop supporting sponsors of the Cowboys and the NFL. But my gut says…