Ha! It’s certainly more enjoyable to read as sarcasm, for sure.

From a fan standpoint, I do find it pretty frustrating to see a lack of roster continuity at the top programs due to so many one-and-dones. Would love to see teams retain players for longer, even if it means the most elite players forgo playing at top-tier schools to go the NBA immediately.

You should see my Adidums from Slovakia. They have four stripes instead of three.

Did you try to use the Clear Formatting function on the list first? If you can clear out any style formatting associated with that text, perhaps then you can set the text to Normal.

This is the answer. Feedback is the link between your brain and your car. A car with great feedback is fun because you can make it do exactly what you want, when you want.

You should! The paragraph I quoted was very much in his style, obviously, but that’s also why I enjoyed reading it. Reminded me of “White Noise”.

Meticulously crafting reams and reams of Super Bowl tweets, paper lists, digital ones, printouts of press releases for Super Bowl commercials to come; toiling, taking notes, sweat on his brow, leveraging the platform, preparing to enhance brand visibility, to be an influencer. Picture him taut, focused, hard at work,…

Also, regarding the Ray Allen comparison, Allen was pretty much just a catch-and-shoot type shooter. Curry, on the other hand, does most of his damage of the dribble. It’s just not fair.

PEZ dispenser on lap.

This is definitely preferable to the type of people that name pets after popular alcoholic beverage brands.

I was just impressed that a 20-year-old knew how to write a check.

Shirts: I hate the trend of tagless t-shirts. I often come to bed after my wife is already asleep, and trying to put on my pajama t-shirt in the dark is endlessly frustrating. I can’t figure out which way the shirt goes without a tag! Like the USB port comment someone made earlier, I just have to put the shirt on and…

This idea has been brought up a few times over the years on The Starters podcast, but a player’s shoes should light up if he scores three or more baskets in a row. Tell me you wouldn’t get excited seeing Steph Curry launch 35-footers while his shoes are glowing fiery red.

You’d probably find a lot of ol’ factory experience.

I was really into sneakers in middle school—obsessed, even. To learn that many adult males never grow out of that phase that has been really shocking.

Don’t you go bringin’ logic and reason into this conversation! That’s not fair!

Agreed. There’s healthy load of irony in a company named “simplehuman” selling $100+ trash cans.

Agreed. There’s healthy load of irony in a company named “simplehuman” selling $100+ trash cans.

I couldn’t mute the video fast enough.

Labs adore all cars.

Ask the person why he or she is a vegan, and be prepared to be a good listener. Try to find some common ground. Provide some Earth Balance instead of butter. Hug a little. Laugh a lot. Play catch. High five. Ask yourself, “what’s it all about, really?” Accept failure. Strive for peace. Slow it down. DO THE LITTLE…