It looks like he was tasting it.

Yup, he lifted his foot and was out. THEN he fell. No one said any of them were very bright.

LOL, give him the boot from your bathroom, assuming you have more than one. “Here’s mirror and extension cord, set up shop in the garage (if it’s electric).

I thought about what I wrote and on one hand I wanted to say your closest friend, but that’s too much influence if it’s just one or even two people. That’s why I mentioned a consensus opinion. And it doesn’t have to be a sit down meeting, just comments here and there. A discussion. An inquiry.

What pisses me off is that last part. Voters are uninterested in the topics. They can’t handle more than two choices in anything. ie Snowden, hero or traitor? Sorry, but issues aren’t that simple. They never are.

I won’t argue it, I want to add on to it. “If you’re tired of judging others and want to go to heaven, run through this door. On the other side is a cliff. Show us an act of true faith that you’re tired of being judgemental and “doing the Lord’s work. He’s God, he’s got this. Just get out of his way.

IDK, Trump is more entertaining and thought provoking. He’s changing the conversation for the better. He won’t win, and he’s a jerk, but he doesn’t shy away from tough questions. All the other candidates have in the past and will try to. So Jeb, Hillary? You better get your shit together and have real opinions and…

Yeah, but he has such nice hair.

Blood sausage?

Yup. My buddies when we were in our late 20’s early 30’s got married to the wrong women. We tried to tell those guys. We went from in the wedding party to guests.

Tell her to go kiss someone else.

That’s not fair because we have a cleaning lady. Need to find a cleaning man first.

Yeah, that’s gonna be hard to find. Hey! Lotto winners!

Find a sugar daddy that likes a bright woman. They exist. People who use their brain and question things don’t get boring.

Go back in time to around the 1950’s? Pre-women’s lib era. I think women didn’t get what they thought they got. My mom was a stay at home mom and wondered if working would have made her life more satisfying. 10 years later when I was in my 30s, she mentioned it again.

Oh bull. He didn’t say when. Ask for a when and hold him to it.

atheists probably aren’t going to find your whole give-it-up-to-God attitude so helpful in a real crisis.

A heart, if removed can be used in someone’s body. Your point about alive outside the body? Let’s dig into that. A 1 year old can’t take care of itself. It would die. A new born wouldn’t last two days.

You’re in luck! We’re more than willing to accept offers for Montana. So long as it’s a reasonable offer.

So prematurely born sick babies aren’t alive? Nice. That’s real nice.