In my squad I’ve become the one famous for dying whenever he gets off a motorcycle.

I hope this gets announced for consoles at E3.

Thought the headline was “Monster Adds Kirby With Human Feet to Smash Bros.” Would have still been an appropriate headline.

I originally read the title as “Monster Adds Kirby with Human Feet”. I’ve decided to stand by that error.

I have to disagree with Hannah here. Putting it up on twitter was exactly the right move. Someone needed to say all that publicly.

In my humble opinion she shouldn’t have apologized...

“Ignore him like all of the other world leaders ignore him.”

I would like to be paint. Sounds soothing.

In my humble opinion....Alec ain’t wrong.

“For some reason, the issue of the Covenant glassing human planets has become a paramount issue for the UNSC.”

“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

“For some reason, Mt. Vesuvius making strange noises and releasing ash plumes has become a paramount issue for the people of Pompeii”

For some reason, the issue of total nuclear annihilation has become a paramount issue for- *please stand by* ~Overseer Pence, October 23, 2077

“For some reason, this issue of segregation has become a paramount issue for the Negroes.” Pence X, 1963

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

“For some reason, this issue of sharks has become a paramount issue for Amity Island beachgoers.” Lifeguard Pence, 1975

‘op meq wanI’vammo’ tlha’ tlhIngan veSDuj qaStaHvIS yer ‘orghengan moj potlh wanI’vammo’ tlha’ DIvI’ - Klingon Captain Pence

“For some reason, the issue of nazis has become a paramount issue for the Jews” - Mike Pence at a Nuremberg nazi rally 1936