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How’s that even related

But if you don’t get that $1200, doesn’t it mean that you’re on the flight you originally booked and you don’t need to adjust your plans? That’s a small victory in itself.

That alias is amazing.

Do you live in the United States? Because if so, you can fuck off with your fantasies. It’s a lot cheaper and easier to get a gun than affordable healthcare, especially for mental issues.

TLC called for new reality show

How old are his daughters, btw? Just wondering which one will be blessing him with a grandchild while still in high school first.

Why are the people most determined to reproduce always the last people who should be reproducing?

Seriously, this ‘modesty’ nonsense needs to stay in the 1800s where it belongs. Don’t like short skirts? Don’t fucking wear one. There! I just solved a major life problem for you!

Agreed. Sounds like most couples want the “wedding” more than the spouse. Lol

In Wisconsin it’d be $100 or so, but if you filed as indigent, you could probably get a break!

Context — 38 is pretty damn old to be hitting on a 21-year-old.

It’s amazing to me what people will turn into a religion. People feel this deep rooted need to belong to something and they’re willing to buy into whatever level of crazy is necessary to remain a part of it. Sometimes... humans are fantastically unimpressive.

No, this means we are all being forced to gay marry!!!

Nah, you’ve heard what the Right’s been saying all along. It’s now mandatory. All straight marriages are hereby voided, and everyone has 60 days to find a person of the same sex to marry. The Gay Agenda is at last complete!

Stay safe out there during Pride Weekend, LGBT bros. Just because you CAN get quickie married in Las Vegas now doesn’t mean you should.

What took them so long?

I’ll be honest, I’m curious to see how many people share this opinion. Genuinely curious, no judgement.

Or maybe just stop shitting on Latinos because they’re people.

I’d contact his wife... She kind of deserves to know that he’s been cheating on her, at least emotionally, with this other woman. Just what the FUCK.

Oh, hell no. He doesn’t deserve happiness. You AIR THIS SHIT OUT to the wife’s family by any means necessary, as quickly as possible. Annulments are easier than divorces.