Fuck the Confederate flag. Out on a bike ride in WASHINGTON and I saw one flying on the side of a house.

When the people are reffering to the Onion for evidence, common sense moves aren’t very common

I always wonder why people doing blatantly illegal things discuss them over email accounts which can be easily read later. Why the fuck would you create a trove of evidence against yourself when there are alternative options for talking to people that aren’t logged?

Sounds like a great idea... you know, if I didn’t live in a tiny one bedroom apartment. Now if I lived in a huge mansion. That would be awesome. Don’t they realize people play video games to escape reality. I don’t want my reality to be an even bigger nightmare.

“Though I’m sure there was at least one who hated every second of it”

Cue the “uggghhh this is so annoying I’m so annoyed airports are the worst” crowd in 3....2....1....

Funny, I thought he was President back in 2001...

Why couldn’t George W. Bush have done this in 2004?

He’s old. Maybe he’ll die soon.

The last wedding I went to where they did a bouquet toss, everyone took a step backwards and it landed on the floor and all the old ladies tutted.

What a fucking millennial navel gaze.

Also funny — birth control wouldn’t help with, cough, immaculate conception.

Newsflash: they are not responsible for your feelings on their decision to have children.

Shhhh ‘Murica is exceptional and everything was achieved through bootstrapping and the hand of God.

Please shut the fuck up you mindless drone. Stop parroting every thing you hear on Fox News.

it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.

Why are religious fundamentalists always so dumb?

This season

A few weeks ago I said that I have never met a member or former member of SAE that wasn't a complete asshole. Like clockwork, I got SAE defenders telling me how wrong I was, that their chapters are different and that the reputation SAE has is undeserved. No, no it isn't.

tl;dr - other cultures are backwards, traditions are stupid and irrational, but hopefully they can give them up to be just like us enlightened westerners