Chinese knock off on ebay $5

no, it does not

We still got 10,000? Fuck.

"2. Just because a device is new does not mean it's safe"

only christians and old people use lol

I love you bruh

Humans… we think we're so smart and shit but we dumb as fuck and we don't know fuck

Instagram is far from the worst thing your kid can do. At least with Instagram your kid might get into photography

self destruct…. 3… 2… 1...

drugs

BUT IF THERE IS GLOBAL WARMING WHY IS THERE SNOW ON THE GROUND

this is why I only use my gold plated AK brahh

HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY, PHOTOSHOP!!!

you just jealous he making that $$$$

nah fuck that Satan only fucks with Twitter

"I don't want to say that I'm messed up, because I think the forbidden is always wrapped up in sexual fantasies, hence Amy Schumer's joke"

you could elope

FUCK COMCAST

..you could be a space lawyer?

Then how come you guys are so irresponsible?