We adopted a super cool and amazing Great Dane 6 months ago. They had to remove most of her tail because of happy tail before we got her. She wags like a mother f’er, her whole back half goes crazy. And because why not here’s a bunch of pictures of my galoot

Okay my darling American friends. Call me a stupid Canadian but why is it okay to be all “oh hey I have this pontrntial murder weapon and need to pay rent, maybe I’ll sell it to a pawn shop and get a fraction ofthe price for it! Yay!” And then somebody comes in and says hey I want to buy that potential murder weapon…

Ugh sorry I hate typing on my phone. It’s long and disjointed but hopefully some of it helps. I tried to edit the above and it wouldn’t let me so here goes again

My first and second boyfriend pulled similar things on me. (I'm an awesome judge of character) Fortunately bro

Oh This is one of my Favorite pastimes!!!

You tube and the Weeds is one of my very favorite pastimes

bootleg-Shel-Silverstein-looking blowhard

Damn it Sloan! Not cool! Joel Plaskett is the best, Super cool guy and killer show’s.

Oh Canada

Oh Canada?

I've never Commented before but I have to on this one. I was a pretty weird kid, when I was little I was terrified of Police because i thought they were going to arrest my dad. My dad is a pretty stand up guy so I have no idea where this came from. Every time I saw anyone in a police uniform I'd burst into tears and…