No one who followed Kizer’s college career is the least bit surprised in his debut.

THEMED THERMOS.

I snorted pretty hard. And thought, “be cool, Beckies. Be cool.”

On a very deep level, I am morbidly curious as to what Ashlee and Diana and/or Ashlee and Tracee talk about at family functions.

I mean, I am *raining money* for her. And I expect, she’ll collect.

It’s gonna happen, I assure you.

I mean, you do you. I detest her but I will never say she isn’t a well-educated business owner.

This is smart business. Now only she can sell off-the-shoulder white sweatshirts with these phrases. Sorry, Beckie in Toledo and Madizon in Great Falls, not gonna profit off of this for your Etsy.

How bout the one who complains every single thing she eats is too salty? Stop eating processed food from the vending machine, Barb. That’ll help that problem.

And also, you think I pulled this nitpicky shit out of thin air? You think I have time in my schedule to micromanage or honestly care about font size and the way the bills face in a deposit? You’ve worked with me for years. You know I don’t. So if I make a point of telling you something, it’s not coming from me. It’s…

That I thoroughly enjoyed the Root’s commenters reactions to the victim complex Taylor Swift is trading on, once again?

This is my second favorite take-down so far.

Glorious.

I was scanning for it. I saw it coming and it was beautiful.

The thing is: I can understand how they go through daily life like that. I could too. But good goddamn, you can access the Googles. BE BETTER.

I haven’t done a #MenofJezebel tweet in a while. I must have missed some good stuff.

She got got.

Taylor Swift was born in Pennsylvania. And was raised in Pennsylvania.

Ding ding ding. How many people realize that Kim is the very definition of “white.”? So, it makes the whole thing even more stupid and racist and insidious.

I mean, that’s a cute kid.