And then they grow older and have no idea how to play actual soccer and their parents wonder why little Timmy isn’t getting a college scholarship and the US can’t field a decent team.

Waiting for charges against Guy Incognito and Tim Definitelyahuman to drop any second now... 

Or sixty years of administration from both parties kicking this particular can down the road.

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

Dad watched Blue Chips too many times thinks he’s Ricky Roe’s father

Foreign intelligence is pieced together from many crumbs. You pick up a crumb here, get a little crumb there, and add it to your current crumbs and suddenly you have a much better picture of what your friend or adversary is doing. To continue with that analogy, it is extremely rare to find an entire loaf of bread…

National Security Advisor is a CIVILIAN office, not a military billet. McMaster is a former military general serving in a civilian role.

As a parent myself, I love it when people don’t want kids.

So never have kids then, gotcha.

Do you guys have a pool on trump making it a whole term? If so, was it a block pool, or what? Did people get odds? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

Stick to sprotscars!

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

He’s not going to do anything for them because he never planned to do anything for them, or for anyone else. This has been a gigantic self-felating ego exercise from the beginning, and now he gets to swan around and grope supermodels and be called “Mr. President”