Nothing anyone has ever done or will do is as embarrassing as that tweet. Kind of comforting in a way

Well I for one think the Blue Lagoon children really grew up nicely.

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That brought tears to my eyes.  Thank you, truly.

My 3 year old literally fought me this morning because her “side pony wasn’t side pony enough”.

I am just here to say that I appreciate all of you and your commitment to these godawful puns.

From internet stranger. Good on you! Wish you all the best.

I don’t think our expectations for people with money has anything to do with it. I think watching someone have to perform so much emotional labor for an ex that hurt and embarrassed them as much as Ben did to Jennifer is always going to raise eyebrows, regardless of their income level or abundance of free time.  I…

Is Jen driving herself to an Al-Anon meeting after she drops him off, because this is becoming some codependent bullsht. I get that he’s the father of her children and they’ve been married for a while, but sometimes addicts need real world consequences for their actions before they can maintain long term sobriety. If…

Addiction is a fucking awful thing (says the girl who spent time in rehab, is now in recovery, and miraculously still has a husband standing by me).

It’s best for her kids if he’s healthy, so she’s going to try to help that become true. I get it.

Kind of wish she would just focus on herself and her kids. As someone who grew up with an alcoholic father, my mother (with less resources obviously) gave a lot of herself and her life to trying to get my father help. I applaud her selflessness but just feel bad that she has to deal with it.

I think superhero movies are a scam to begin with

I feel like I remember a Gucci ad from this era with an extremely low-backed dress with that thong visible, I didn’t care for it then, either. I do remember loving this period of Gucci as a teen poring over Vogue, the crushed velvet 1970s suits, the dresses with gold hardware suspended in the cutouts, but no to a…

Because they don’t think there are people out there willing to sift through years of posts and tweets.  

Even secondhand, these 21-year-old G-strings typically retail for between $1,200 and $1,800.

Some days, you need a good memory, and this song is one.